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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC Lyrics


The Food Album  

Lasagna
The White Stuff
Taco Grande
Addicted To Spuds
THEME FROM ROCKY XIII


UHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Stuff  

Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
Gandhi II
Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
Isle Thing
The Hot Rocks Polka
UHF
She Drives Like Crazy
Generic Blues
Spatula City
Spam
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota


UHF (Movie Soundtrack)  

Gandhi II
Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
Isle Thing
The Hot Rocks Polka
UHF
She Drives Like Crazy
Generic Blues
Spatula City
Spam
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
FUN ZONE


Off The Deep End  

Smells Like Nirvana
Trigger Happy
I Can't Watch This
Polka Your Eyes Out
I Was Only Kidding
The White Stuff
When I Was Your Age
Taco Grande
Airline Amy
The Plumbing Song
You Don't Love Me Anymore


Alapalooza  

Jurassic Park
Frank's 2000" TV
Achy Breaky Song
Traffic Jam
Talk Soup
Livin' In The Fridge
She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
Harvey The Wonder Hamster
Waffle King
Bohemian Polka
Young, Dumb & Ugly
YOUNG, DUMB, AND UGLY


Bad Hair Day  

Amish Paradise
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Cavity Search
Callin' In Sick
Since You've Been Gone
Gump
I'm So Sick Of You
Syndicated Inc.
I Remember Larry
Phony Calls
The Night Santa Went Crazy
ALTERNATIVE POLKA


"Weird Al" Yankovic  

Ricky
Gotta Boogie
I Love Rocky Road
Buckingham Blues
Happy Birthday
Stop Draggin' My Car Around
My Bologna
The Check's In The Mail
Another One Rides The Bus
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
Such A Groovy Guy
Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung


Running With Scissors  

The Saga Begins
My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
The Weird Al Show Theme
Jerry Springer
Germs
Polka Power!
Your Horoscope For Today
It's All About The Pentiums
Truck Drivin' Song
Albuquerque
GRAPEFRUIT DIET
ITS ALL ABOUT THE PENTIUMS


The Essential 3.0 Weird Al Yankovic  

Ricky
Albuquerque
White & Nerdy
Pancreas
Canadian Idiot
I'll Sue Ya
Don't Download This Song


Poodle Hat  

Couch Potato
Hardware Store
Trash Day
Party At The Leper Colony
Angry White Boy Polka
Wanna B Ur Lovr
A Complicated Song
Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
Ode To A Superhero
Bob
eBay
Genius In France


Weird Al Yankovic  

Gotta Boogie
I Love Rocky Road
Buckingham Blues
Happy Birthday
My Bologna
The Check's In The Mail
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
Such A Groovy Guy
MR FRUMP IN THE IRON LUNG


Straight Outta Lynwood  

White & Nerdy
Pancreas
Canadian Idiot
I'll Sue Ya
Polkarama!
Virus Alert
Confessions Part III
Weasel Stomping Day
Close But No Cigar
Do I Creep You Out
Trapped In The Drive-Thru
Don't Download This Song
Whatever You Like
Craigslist
Skipper Dan
CNR


"Weird Al" Yankovic In 3-D  

Eat It
Midnight Star
The Brady Bunch
Buy Me A Condo
I Lost On Jeopardy
Polkas On 45
Mr. Popeil
King Of Suede
That Boy Could Dance
Theme From Rocky XIII (The Rye Or The Kaiser)
Nature Trail To Hell


Alpocalypse  

Whatever You Like
Craigslist
Skipper Dan
CNR
RINGTONE
Perform This Way
Party In The Cia
Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
If That Isn't Love
Another Tattoo
Polka Face
TMZ


In 3-D  

Midnight Star
Buy Me A Condo
Polkas On 45
Mr. Popeil
That Boy Could Dance
Nature Trail To Hell


Polka Party  

Christmas At Ground Zero
DOG EAT DOG
DON'T WEAR THOSE SHOES
GOOD ENOUGH FOR NOW
LIVING WITH A HERNIA
ONE OF THOSE DAYS
TOOTHLESS PEOPLE


The TV Album  

The Brady Bunch
I Lost On Jeopardy
Cable TV
I Can't Watch This
Talk Soup
FRANK'S 2000' TV
HERE'S JOHNNY


Dare To Be Stupid  

Like A Surgeon
Dare To Be Stupid
I Want A New Duck
One More Minute
George Of The Jungle
Slime Creatures From Outer Space
Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
This Is The Life
Cable TV
HOOKED ON POLKAS


Greatest Hits  

Like A Surgeon
Dare To Be Stupid
One More Minute


Greatest Hits, Vol. 2  

This Is The Life
Jurassic Park
Achy Breaky Song
Headline News
YODA


Even Worse  

Fat
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
(This Song's Just) Six Words Long
You Make Me
I Think I'm A Clone Now
Lasagna
Melanie
Alimony
Velvet Elvis
Twister
Good Old Days
(THIS SONG'S JUST SIX WORDS LONG


Other songs

Baby Likes Burping
Belvedere Cruising
Born To Be Mild
Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
Chicken Pot Pie
Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic
Crampton Comes Alive
Dead Car Battery Blues
Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
Fast Food
Fatter
Flatbush Avenue
food medley as performed in 1985 - 01
food medley as performed in 1985 - 02
food medley as performed in 1985 - 03
food medley as performed in 1985 - 05
food medley as performed in 1985 - 06
food medley as performed in 1985 - 07
food medley as performed in 1985 - 08
food medley as performed in 1985 - 10
food medley as performed in 1985 - 11
food medley as performed in 1985 - 13
Free Delivery
Gee, I'm A Nerd
Gravy On You
Green Eggs And Ham
Hit Me With A Rock
Holiday Greetings 1987
Holiday Greetings 1988
I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement )
It's Still Billy Joel To Me
Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
Laundry Day
Leisure Suit Serenade
Matter Of Crust
Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
Nobody Here But Us Frogs
Pacman
Polka Patterns
Polkamon
RealRadio 104.1
School Cafeteria - Version 1
School Cafeteria - Version 2
Snack All Night
Take Me Down
Take Me To The Liver
The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)
We Got The Beef
Won't Eat Prunes Again
Yoda Chant
You Don't Take Your Showers
1985 FOOD MEDLEY
ALLIGATOR
AMOEBA
AVOCADO
BARNEY'S ON FIRE
BOLOGNA
CANADIAN IDIOT (TRADUZIONE ITALIANA)
CARNIVAL OF THE ANIMALS PART TWO, INTRODUCTION
CAT'S IN THE KETTLE
CHRISTMAS MEMORIES OF & QUOT;WEIRD AL & QUOT;YANKOVIC
CHRISTMAS MEMORIES OF 'WEIRD AL' YANKOVIC
COCKROACHES
COCKROACHS
CONSTIPATED
DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT MEAT
ELMO'S GOT A GUN
FINALE
FOOD MEDLEY AS PERFORMED IN 1985
FRANK'S 2000 & QUOT;TV
GEE I'M A NERD
GREEN EGGS & HAM
HUMMINGBIRDS
I FEEL LIKE THROWIN' UP
I HATE BIG BUTTS
I WANT IT THAT WAY
I'LL REPAIR FOR YOU
IM A WIGGA
INTRODUCTION
IT'S MOLDY NOW
MAKE MY BOOBIES ONE MORE SIZE
MR POPIEL
PAC MAN
PETER AND THE WOLF
PIGEONS
PLEASE DON'T WEAR YOUR THONG (THONG SONG PARODY)
POLKA PARTY
POODLE
RICE, RICE BABY
RYE OR THE KAISER
SCHOOL CAFETERIA
SHARK
SINCE YOU'RE BEEN GONE
SIX WORDS LONG
SMOKE A BOWL
SNAILS
SPY HARD (THEME FROM THE MOTION PICTURE SPY HARD)
STAR WARS GANGSTER RAP
STAR WARS: THE SAGA BEGINS
STEAK NUMBER 3
STOP DRAGGING MY CAR AROUND
THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO JAMAICA
THE RYE & THE KAISER
THE SAGA BEGINS (AMERICAN PIE ADAPTITON)
TITLE OF THE SONG IN QUESTION
UGLY GIRL (BARBIE GIRL PARODY)
WE'RE ALL GAY (BACKSTREET BOYS)
WEENIE IN A BOTTLE
WHAT IF GOD SMOKED CANNABIS
WHICH BACKSTREET BOY IS GAY
WINDOWS 95 SUCKS!
WITH LEGS WIDE OPEN
YO!!! THIS IS A DIGRACE
YOU'RE PITIFUL
Star Wars Gangsta Rap
Cheerios Apple Jacks Cheerios
Christmas Memories Of Weird Al Yankovic
Dr. Dementos 15th Anniversary Special
food medley as performed in 1985 - 12
Gee Im A Nerd
Ill Repair For You A Theme For Home Improvement
Its Still Billy Joel To Me
The Night Santa Went Crazy Extra Gory
Won Eat Prunes Again
You Don Take Your Showers
CONSTIPATED COMPLICATED PARODY
Elmos Got A Gun
Cats In The Kettle
If That Isn Love
Money For Nothing Beverly Hillbillies
Franks 2000 TV
Party In The C.I.A.
Frank's 2000 & Quot;tv
Christmas Memories Of & Quot;weird Al & Quot;yankovic
Bedrock Anthem


Daddy Yankee
Y me gusta tanto cuando se pega pega
Y me guaya guaya
Y se pega pega
Cuando le sueltan el dembow
Dembow bow bow
Papoose
So before leavin', yo it's a wise man I'm repeatin'
Two wrongs don't make a right, I believe in it makes a even
Paul Hardcastle
In 1965 Vietnam seemed like just another foreign war but it wasn't
It was different in many ways, as so were tose that did the fighting
In World War II the average age of the combat soldier was 26
In Vietnam he was 19
In-in-in Vietnam he was 19

The shooting and fighting of the past two weeks continued today
25 miles west of Saigon
I really wasn't sure what was going on

Ni-ni-ni 19, 19, ni-19 19
19, 19, 19, 19

In Vietnam the combat soldier typically served
A twelve month tour of duty
But was exposed to hostile fire almost everyday
Ni-ni-ni 19, Ni-ni-ni 19

Hundreds of thousands of men who saw heavy combat
In Vietnam were arrested since discharge
Their arrest rate is almost twice that of non-veterans of the same age
There are no accurate figures of how many of these men
Have been incarcerated

But a Veterans Administration study
Concludes that the greater of vets
Exposure to combat could more likely affect his chances
Of being arrested or convicted

This is one legacy of the Vietnam War

All those who remember the war
They won't forget what they've seen
Destruction of men in their prime
Whose average was 19

De-de-destruction
De-de-destruction
War, war

De-de-destruction, wa, wa, war, wa, war, war
De-de-destruction
War, war

After World War II the men came home together on troop ships
But the Vietnam vet often arrived home within 48 hours of jungle combat
Perhaps the most dramatic difference between
World War II and Vietnam was coming home
None of them received a hero's welcome

None of them received a heroes welcome, none of them, none of them
Ne-ne-ne, ne-ne-ne, none of them, none of them, none of them
None of them received a hero's welcome
None of them received a hero's welcome

According to a Veteran's Administration study
Half of the Vietnam combat veterans suffered from what
Psychiatrists call
Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder

Many vets complain of alienation, rage or guilt
Some succumb to suicidal thoughts
Eight to ten years after coming home
Almost eight hundred thousand men are still fighting the Vietnam War

De-de-destruction
Ni-ni-ni 19, 19, ni19 19
19, 19, 19, 19
Ni-ni-ni 19, 19, ni-19 19
19, 19, 19, 19

When we came back it was different, everybody wants to know
"How'd it happened to those guys over there?
There's gotta be something wrong somewhere
We did what we had to do

There's gotta be something wrong somewhere
People wanted us to be ashamed of what it made us
Dad had no idea what he went to fight and he is now
All we want to do is come home

All we want to do is come home
What did we do it for?
All we want to do is come home
Was it worth it